
Gather round the campfire young entrepreneurs n’ alike, and allow me to tell you about a get-rich-quick scheme so simple.
- Buy a farm.
- Grow cherries in farm.
- Place advertisement on newspaper about your cherry farm.
- Wait for customers to arrive in the truckloads.
- Get your customers to pick their own cherries and give them the honor of purchasing them at roughly 200% premium over the market price.
Oh so simple. You don’t even need to hire undocumented workers to work on your field because your foolish customers are doing it for you. So basically, the foolish costumers are picking their own cherries and paying a premium for them. What a scheme!
Anyways…, I must confess that I was one of the “foolish” customers that visited the cherry farm.

After a bit of a drive we finally arrived to a cherry farm in Leona Valley, Ca. (near Lancaster, Ca)

We were given these bright red buckets to fill until our hearts content.

So fresh. Well, they must be since it’s fresh off the trees.

As we all know, darker cherries taste the best. Well…the bright colored cherries are good too, if you like sour fruit.

Some trees were hardly touched.

While some are cleaned to its roots.
The thing is you can “sample” them. Is it allowed? And what qualifies as sampling? 3? or 281? Either way, its not like anyone is watching you while you pick the cherries right?
It’s fine since they make it back by charging you $3/lb while the market price is $1/lb. They get you on the fact that you probably drove a hour from LA to get there and that you picked the cherries yourself thus more valuable somehow.

Being a farm, there are some of these.

And what I can only make out as a cherry torturing device?


